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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE SAME WAY AFTER HOMESTUCK

captainarlert:

cacophonyofscreamz:

bluetigertime:

thecrazyderp:

adorabloodthirsty69:

thesouppeople:

iambecomebrody:

monobeargrylls:

sakuramodern:

adorabloodthirsty69:

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you think?;u;also i think you forgot

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don’t forget the best one

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forget something

Oh god you guys made it better.

one more important thing that was forgotten

imagethere we go. 

okay yeah but

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THE FUCKING LAST ONE

I’m not a homestuck and I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean

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tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

625988 %

dilemmagoldman:

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

also the number of hours doing homework depends on if you have a learning disability/hard time focusing/etc.

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mangopower:

roxy x 

photog x

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atomiceunsook:

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

Well then

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modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

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vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK


If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

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Convo between my 7year-old students today
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
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Sawtooth: Babysit

maryamzahhak:

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and thats how i think dave got those shades

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batmanandstiles:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

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equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

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chimeracorp:

Wakko is a chaos god

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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scythfi-writer:

gashunknado:

smellofespurr:

staycoldcronyboy:

you just realized that “kids” is four letters

and “trolls” is six

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also 4/13 is four 13 years old kids and
6/12 is twelve 6 sweeps old trolls

and lets not forget that GG, TG, EB, and TT are all genetic codes and the Cherub Chumhandles are the extra building blocks for RNA UU and uu

EB isn’t a genetic code. It used to be GT. John’s Chum Handle represents the cancer.

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